Of all of the recycled, reworked films, games, and toys of my childhood that have made 21st century reappearances at the hands of corporate media, there is one that will stand out forever as an example of how it should be done- how the nostalgia of millions of 30-something males should be treated...

...and Michael Bay got it right. Dead right. Holy-crap kind of right. I felt like a little kid again.

What do you want? A synopsis? A video? A conversation between me and Optimus Prime? Go see the movie! Go see it now! "But I already saw it..." SHUT UP AND GO SEE IT AGAIN!!!!

SHUT UP!!!! SEE IT!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!.