Spider-Man: Hey

Me: Hey

SM: What are you doing up here?

Me: Thinking about the show Lost.

SM: Oh, yeah, you a fan of lost?

Me: I don’t know.

SM: So, what about the show, then?

Me: Hmm?

SM: What about the show were you thinking?

Me: Oh, how it’s got three more seasons, already guaranteed, with a sure ending in sight, but it’s not until 2010.

SM: And?

Me: And I’m wondering if I really want to wait until 2010 to find out what’s going to happen on the show.

SM: Is there anything you can really do about it?

Me: I guess not, other than boycotting the show and never finding out what happens.

SM: What’s happened so far?

Me: I’m not really sure.

SM: I know what you’re saying. That show’s pretty wild, hard to tell what’s going on.

Me: No, no, I mean I’m not really sure because I’ve never seen an episode. I just read about it on wikipedia a lot.

SM: Oh, yeah. Huh.

Me: What?

SM: Well, I’ve never actually seen it either. I just read about it on wikipedia, too.

Me: So you won’t sound like an idiot when other people are talking about it.

SM: Exactly.

Me: Did you know it was J.J. Abrams?

SM: Yeah.

Me: He did Felicity, you know.

SM: Yeah, yeah.

Me: Felicity.

SM: It kind of makes you wonder why anyone ever gave him another chance.

Me: Especially when that other chance was Alias.

SM: Ouch.

Me: Yeah, that show did kind of hurt. Except for the underwater rocket boots. Those things kicked ass.

SM: Total ass.

Me: Total.

SM: Yeah.

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