spider-man & i is a loose concept i came up with a few years ago while sitting in front of my computer at work, bored out of my mind, when i started talking to myself as both, well, myself and, if you haven’t guessed it yet, spider-man. i imagined us sitting on a rooftop somewhere and conversing about the mundaneness of life and how i tend to live only in the mundane. these pieces are meant to be pure trials in dialogue, attempting to tell a story through spoken words alone (you know, kind of like a play). i will use as little description of the world around them as possible, to allow the reader to imagine them as they will (hopefully me as a handsome, zach braff-type and spider-man kind of in a spider-man outfit). the dialogue is meant to set a mood, express a feeling, relay a thought through subtlety and sometimes overbearing bruntness. but really, it’s just stupid shit i come up with that i think spider-man might say and that i might actually say to spider-man if he were real and i was sitting next to him on a rooftop (and for those of you who think spider-man is real, he totally is).

so, you know, that’s spider-man and i. they’re just free form and done quickly, so that’s my escape clause in case they suck ass. And trust me, some of them are going to suck ass. you be the judge.

worm 1 out, much like seacrest out except not as cool and with a little less hair.