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selection saturday was once again january 5th. the revised rules for 2008:

1. worms picked "celebrities"* we think will "take a dirt nap"** in the 2008 calendar year. [the year ends on december 31, 2008 at 11:59pm. jan 1-5th deaths are excluded from the competition.]
2. the draft is 8 rounds, snake style, where your first pick is worth 5 points, second is 4 and so on; but rounds 6-8 are only worth a 1/2 point each.
3. until the conclusion of the draft, choices can be submitted 7 days a week from 9am-5pm CST to the commissioners email address.
4. there is a new 4 hour time limit, during working hours, to make your selection. if no selection is made one will be selected for you and most likely will be someone you picked in 2007 or 2006. feel free to submit a list of auto-picks, before jan 5th, to avoid this situation.
5. the worm "on deck", in draft position, will wait for a commissioners ruling on the previous celebrity's status before making their next selection. please be patient.
6. all picks must have some element of celebrity, fame or political relevance so that an announcement will be mentioned in some credible news source.
7. no pick may be currently under a state-mandated death sentence, nor may their celebrity or fame be based solely on their moribund state or terminal illness.
8. once a celeb is chosen, no other worm can make that same selection.
9. round 8 will now include the category of comedian.
10. the highest total at the end of the year is the 2008 witlessworm.com celebrity deadpool winner.

*"celebrity status" will be ruled on by the commissioner with an iron fist. if deemed a non-celeb the worm will be back on the clock and need to pick again. the commissioner's ruling can only be overturned by a 2/3rds majority vote by all participating worms.

**you can not have a hand in their death, sickie.

round # worm 1 worm 10 worm 5 worm 3 worm 2 worm 11 worm 4 worm 8 point value
round 1 britney spears betty ford billy graham charleton heston ariel sharon jack kevorkian charles manson lindsey lohan 5 points
round 2 ron jeremy karl malden fidel castro don rickles ferrah fawcett bo diddley nancy reagan pete doherty 4 points
round 3 emmanuel lewis ernest borgnine john wooden abe vigoda margret thatcher suzanne pleshette vern mikkelsen dick clark 3 points
round 4 chyna nelson mandela queen elizabeth ii elizabeth taylor zsa zsa gabor oscar niemeyer tom bosley kirk douglas 2 points
round 5 francis ford coppola phyllis diller jimmy carter nanette fabray jim otto paul harvey gene hackman roger ebert 1 point
bonus rounds
round 6 joe rogan bilawal bhutto zardari scott steiner adam "pacman" jones michael j. fox russell watson shaquille o'neal david blaine 1/2 point
round 7 scott weiland amy winehouse horatio sanz carrot top aretha franklin lena horne stephen stills george clinton 1/2 point
round 8 don "wolf" yates (american gladiators) gabriel "sylar" gray (heroes) ben linus (lost) colleen donaghy (30 rock) karl "helo" agathon (battlestar) john locke (lost) chloe o'brien (24) isobel "izze" stevens (24) 1/2 point
total points
  0.0 0.0 0.0 5.0 0.0 3.0 0.0 0.0  
the bonus rounds are specified to the following
round 6 - celeb under 50
round 7 - comedian/rocker/rapper/musician
round 8 - fictional tv character... i.e. jack bauer on 24