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12.21.2007: conversations with smoot
12.12.2007: awesome mix tape podcast
11.17.2007: am i the anti-charm?
11.08.2007: four letter words
10.04.2007: presidential fun facts
09.21.2007: a fistful of breakfast
09.07.2007: 2007 viking of the year
09.06.2007: 2007 nfl predictions
07.17.2007: i hate espn
07.16.2007: spider-man & i
07.15.2007: fantastic four 2
07.08.2007: transformers
07.07.2007: spider-man & i
07.06.2007: spider-man & i
03.02.2007: conversations with smoot
01.25.2007: 2007 dead pool
11.21.2006: good samaritan
11.10.2006: paul is dead
11.02.2006: worm 11 political ad
10.25.2006: where's my mix tape
09.22.2006: fictional trivia about snl
09.15.2006: heinous used for good
09.13.2006: breaking up with charlize
09.13.2006: battlefield earth
09.05.2006: willie offord tree
09.05.2006: 2006 viking of the year
09.03.2006: foodtopia
08.04.2006: cat borne parasite
08.01.2006: short bus
07.21.2006: greatest game never played
07.11.2006: ode to west virginia
07.07.2006: football movies
06.29.2006: flavor country
03.10.2006: fistful of fortune cookies
03.01.2006: occupancy fee
02.14.2006: f valentine's day?
02.02.2006: integrity?
01.20.2006: embracing your inner g
01.06.2006: 2006 dead pool
11.04.2005: what if jay-z
10.27.2005: 10 punches, 1 drink
09.15.2005: viking lucky charms contest
09.09.2005: 2005 viking of the year
08.14.2005: swirling
08.14.2005: birthday card
08.14.2005: last stand of an american
02.14.2005: st. valentine adventures
07.30.2004: 2004 viking of the year
07.09.2004: for molly
07.09.2004: mr c
07.09.2004: the asshole
07.09.2004: the couch
07.09.2004: vincenti
07.09.2004: the phone talks to me
07.09.2004: warm apple pie
07.09.2004: i used to be vanilla ice
10.21.2003: 2003 viking of the year
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the premise of the 2007 witlessworm.com dead pool was fairly simple. starting on janurary 5th, the worms picked real "famous"* people we thought would "take a dirt nap"** in this calendar year. once a person was chosen no other contestant could make that same selection. the draft portion was 5 rounds, snake style, where your first pick is worth 5 points, second is 4, etc. the highest total at the end of the year is the winner.

*famous enough where their death will be publicized on a website or in a newspaper...such that we could google them to see if they are still alive and kicking or not.
**you can not have a hand in their death. sickie.
round # worm 2 worm 1 worm 3 worm 5 worm 4 worm 11 worm 10 point value
round 1 fidel castro andy rooney louis farrakhan betty ford luciano pavarotti barzan ibrahim al-hassan al-tikriti (saddam's half-brother) jack kevorkian 5 points
round 2 ariel sharon henry kissinger evel knievel billy graham bill walsh abigail van buren (pauline phillips) kirk douglas 4 points
round 3 tammy faye messner verne troyer muqtada al-sadr (extremist shi'ite leader of the mahdi army in iraq) brooke astor estelle getty benny parsons (former nascar champ) earnest borgnine 3 points
round 4 lady bird johnson mike wallace albert hoffmann, inventor of lsd dolores hope jon hassler claude lévi-strauss karl malden 2 points
round 5 rowdy roddy piper phil donahue abe vigoda joey bishop robert guillaume olivia de havilland louis "studs" terkel 1 point
bonus rounds
round 6 paris hilton clay aiken lindsey lohan michael j. fox prince harry peter doherty nicole ritchie 1/2 point
round 7 les paul scott weiland bob dylan david crosby aretha franklin lena horne bb king 1/2 point
round 8 samuel anders (battlestar galactica) jack bauer (24) isaac mendez (heroes) paulie walnuts (sopranos) ando masahashi (heroes) danny pickett (lost) christopher moltisanti (sopranos) 1/2 point
total points
  5.0 0.0 4.5 4.0 9.0 8.5 0.5  
the bonus rounds were classified as the following:
round 6 - person under 50
round 7 - rocker/rapper/musician
round 8 - fictional tv character...i.e. jack bauer on 24
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